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Honest to God, I will break your heart. Tear you to pieces and rip you apart.
narwhalnel: moonlettuce: toodrunktofindaurl: gothamswhore: lilylafleur: He could honest to god drill me like an oil rig trying to bust the earths crust and get to that sweet liquid reservoir. Girl, amen. #honestly as gay as i am#this man can tap
I honestly did not think it was possible to have a bigger mountain of salt than when Obama got elected, but honest to god if Trump gets in we won’t NEED a space elevator. We’ll just fucking drive up the mountain to space
ambercragg: paddysnuffles: curlicuecal: mikkeneko: atern: I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to god probably a myth created by capitalism It is. i honestly believe that sleep deprivation is the biggest ignored/n
broomchickabroom: animentality: zany-the-nerd: Child: What’s a VHS? Me: i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life OH MY GOD
v1als: severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet: what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do? Coming from the UK after our own catastrophe: you make his life hell. You make his government’s life hell. Anything
that bee post reminds me of when vegans on this site were arguing with honest to god veterinarians about animal diets. uneducated people using assumptions and google and god knows what else, were arguing with college educated put your whole life into
kingjaffejoffer: spiritsdancinginthenight: bonitaapplebelle: b-n-nn-li: shadybicth: swozor: ziallxalmighty: shadybicth: I’m honest to god puking I don’t understand how this is a thing AT ALL Do.. do americans NOT have beans on toast? No
paddysnuffles: curlicuecal: mikkeneko: atern: I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to god probably a myth created by capitalism It is. i honestly believe that sleep deprivation is the biggest ignored/neglected
elodieunderglass: curlicuecal: mikkeneko: atern: I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to god probably a myth created by capitalism It is. i honestly believe that sleep deprivation is the biggest ignored/neglected
datcatwhatcameback:severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet:what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do?I recommend chill. He is not going to make good on any of his empty threats. It’s mostly talk. Hot air
v1als:severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet:what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do?Coming from the UK after our own catastrophe: you make his life hell. You make his government’s life hell. Anything
chaosaccountant:secondbeatsongs:secondbeatsongs:secondbeatsongs:secondbeatsongs:secondbeatsongs:secondbeatsongs:do you ever see something so terrifying that you just…have to buy it? honest-to-god, this smells like a pumpkin spice latteit smells sweetwhy
nowrunalong: From The Stone Rose, by Jacqueline Rayner (Context: the Doctor & Rose are in ancient Rome and the Doctor has no pockets because he’s wearing a toga; Rose secretly learns to sew, makes him a pouch for carrying his sonic around, and
ascendingvenus: when the fixed signs are in a relationship with each other (taurus, leo, scorpio, aquarius)
regularqueer: virtualboy96: Snakes This is how Tumblr’s search function works
#TenToo: Oh brilliant. What did you call him?#Jackie: Corin#TenToo: That’s the dumbest name I’ve ever heard. Why the fuck?#doctor who#tentoo#jackie tyler - gallifreyburning
elidyce:cryoverkiltmilk:owlet:owlet:every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish
spacetwinks: versions of batman i actually like: actual honest to god mystery/crime solving batman, with actual mysteries and crimes to solve (very very rare) silver age + adam west batman, goofy and fun and charming as hell batman as figure who wants
share: avengersonna: stonerscully: laughhard: Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat… is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it Holy oh my god
stitch-n-time:lady-feral:beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:Rose Shaped Baked Apple Dessert…RECIPEI honest to gods just squealed!notenoughthyme I want some
people who say ‘go to comp if u want a tank’ and shit like that are honest to god such fucking assholes
fiireforaheart: i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake: severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet: what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do? YOU MUST VOTE IN 2018 The 2018 United States elections will be held (for
awalkingdeadphish: v1als: severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet: what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do? Coming from the UK after our own catastrophe: you make his life hell. You make his government’s
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moonsterm: v1als: severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet: what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do? Coming from the UK after our own catastrophe: you make his life hell. You make his government’s life
narwhalnel:moonlettuce: toodrunktofindaurl: gothamswhore: lilylafleur: He could honest to god drill me like an oil rig trying to bust the earths crust and get to that sweet liquid reservoir. Girl, amen. #honestly as gay as i am#this man can tap it
shadesofmauve: fiireforaheart: i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake: severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet: what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do? YOU MUST VOTE IN 2018 The 2018 United States elections will
quietlyexhale: Whites: slavery was like 700 years ago. It’s not relevant anymore, stop bringing it up! Whites: Are you really ignoring that the Vikings had dreadlocks in the 11th century??
codeinewarrior: dogpetter420: codeinewarrior: i like to rap in the car but just in the car it’s too embarrassing anywhere else haha :) Haha same it’s the only place I can say the “N-word” because I’m alone :-) haha it’s when I sing along
itslaroneppl: anactualangel: When the shampoo girl is washing your hair and you have to hold your big ass head up by your neck…. THAT is a test of emotional and physical strength. Man look
yourbiass:peetasallhehasleft:rory-williams: i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode NO BUT THIS STILL MAKES ME ANGRY
dadfriend-tm: *banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS
geek-ramblings: bravinto: stteve: bucky: *punches someone off of a 10 story high stairwell* bucky: ok technically gravity killed him not me bucky: my lawyer matt murdock says it’s ok Bucky: Fandom:
0ns0lidgr0und: shadesofmauve: fiireforaheart: i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake: severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet: what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do? YOU MUST VOTE IN 2018 The 2018 United States
